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i just lost my mind"
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories
If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. ?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. ?
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. ?
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. ?
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot
I don't hate you... I just don't like that you exist
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong