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i just lost my mind”
Before I got married I had six
theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories
If the lessons of history teach us anything it
is that nobody learns the lessons that
history teaches us
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could
become President. Now I’m beginning to
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own
life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it
All men are frauds. The only difference
between them is that some admit it. I
myself deny it
It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the
radio on. ?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I
never tried before. ?
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do
is stand still and look stupid
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds
and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. ?
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your
horn louder. ?
The secret to staying young is to live
honestly, eat slowly, and lie about
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t
want to interrupt her
I found there was only one way to look thin:
hang out with fat people
Anyone who says he can see through women is
missing a lot
I don’t hate you… I just don’t like that you
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure
beat it at kickboxing
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an
argument when you realize you’re wrong
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