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IF YOU CAN’T CONVINCE THEM, CONFUSE THEM.
LIFE IS SHORT…SMILE WHILE YOU STILL HAVE TEETH.
A LIE IS JUST A GREAT STORY RUINED BY TRUTH.
मोहब्बत के हर रास्ते में दर्द ही दर्द मिलेगा … मैं सोच रहा हु उस रास्ते पर मेडिकल खोल लू..मस्त चलेगा….
एक चिड़ा था…एक चिड़ी थी….. दोनों की शादी हो गयी और…वो चिड़चिड़े हो गए।
घर वालो चिन्ता है इसको कोन मिलेगी, ओर दोस्तो चिन्ता है इसको ओर कितनी मिलेगी 😀
Love’s nothing for a tennis player
When you eat a banana, never ever make eye contact.
The reason I’m fat coz a thin body could not handle my personality.
Am fantaastic as I drink Fantaa.
While I was driving my Audi, the alarm woke me up.
You should always do what’s right and not what’s easy.
A relationship is made for two, but some bitches are bad in math.
Zombies are looking for brain, don’t worry you’re safe.
I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
I am not lazy! I am just at my energy saving mode.
Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
Silent is the new s3xy.
Save Water, Drink Vodka!
When i was born, i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and half.
An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.
Shadi khud ki girlfriend se karni chahiye, doosro ki girlfriend se to gharwale bhi kara dete hai.
Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.
Sun rha hai na tu ro rha hu main.
It always seems impossible unless its done.
HEY YOU, yeah I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun 😉
My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
Love work and it shall love you back.
Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still smiling.
Grow through what you go through.
Read books instead of reading my status!
SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped 🙂
6 Peg Loading .. 😀
When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
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